WORLD’S TOP 20 THINNEST BOOKS
20. FRENCH WAR HEROES – by Jacques Chirac
19. MORALITY – by Tom Delay
18. MY BEAUTY SECRETS – by Janet Reno
17. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE – by John Denver
16. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS – by Dan Marino
15. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL – by Hillary Clinton
14. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE – by Osama Bin Laden
13. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD – by Bill Gates
12. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY – by Dennis Rodman
11. MY WILD YEARS – by Al Gore
10. WHY I LOVE SOUTH CAROLINA DURING PRIMARY SEASON – by John McCain
9. AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
8. DETROIT: A Travel Guide
7. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES – by Dr. J. Kevorkian
6. STRATEGERY – by George W. Bush (with an intro by Will Ferrell)
5. GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE – by Mike Tyson
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES – by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O. J. Simpson
1. ABSTINENCE – by William Jefferson Clinton