Words of Wisdom on the Lazy River

Hey kids, this past weekend the family, minus Emma, stayed at the Tundra Lodge in Green Bay and I had the opportunity of spending some quality time at their water park.

I want to share with you things I learned on the lazy river.

First, no matter how slow you think you’re going, you always seem to pass up the people who went zooming past you just a few moments ago.

Second, the rapid part of the lazy river is so much more fun to go on when you’re with your family. I just like life. The bumps and turns and spins of life are always better with family.

Third can’t use the lazy river without a tube.

Four, sometimes you find the biggest nugget of gold just watching your surroundings pass you bye.

And lastly, it stinks to have to be in the lazy river by yourself. Family!