Lorena Bobbitt’s Got Nothing On Her

Since the details from this story in The Sun are not for the squeamish, the juicy tidbits (so to speak) are in the extended entry…

A jilted girl tore off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands – then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.

Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.

She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in “excruciating pain”. Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: “That’s yours.” Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

The man’s mate is pretty casual about his find, don’t you think? Also to my single male UK readers; you might want to make note of this ladies picture and name, just in case. You can never be too safe…

Originally posted by Kevin Aylward from Wizbang

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